upandaway
V.5
Thursday, January 7
Second to none
posted by Bon
OH NOOO
There are no words to describe this, except for OH NO.
So anyway, I need to hijack a fighter jet. Who knows the number to that rent-a-jet place?
So anyway, I need a hit. Who knows a guy?
So anyway, I need to borrow an axe. Who chops firewood at their place?
So anyway, I need a spare room. Who has a soundproof basement?
So anyway, I need to hide a body. Anyone got suggestions on where? Because I don't really have transport and the forest around my place isn't really dense enough to.. yeah.
God I feel off.
I wish I didn't feel off.
8:55 PM
