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Monday, January 18
Just that awesome
posted by Andy
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So after that shit we had my cousins wedding.
Chinese weddings are so different, theres no real wedding ceremony. Its just like the groom goes to steal the bride from her house hold to bring back to his. And at both households theres an elaborate tea ceremony.
And lol, my sister and i were checking out the girls from the brides household. (LMAO my sister is my wingman =D) And there were some pretty babe chicks. Like one girl was like pretty and stuff BUT SHE DRESSED LIKE A FAG >=O. And some other girl had nice eyes but SHIT TEETH =(. OH AND THE WORST THING EVER. There was this one girl. She was so babe like perfect face and everything (and dressed nicely ;O) BUT SHE HAD A MOUSTACHE LOLOL. IT was so LOL. Sis and I were loling. xD slack but yeh. what a way to ruin perfection. She wouldve been a 9 or 10 without the moustache LOLS. But yeh, since she was wearing red because it was a chinese wedding and she had a moustache we called her mario. I wish she had a twin and her twin wore green =P JKJK, it would kill me to see two moustache babes. xD
OH and my cousin is also a baller driver. He drives with like one hand and like shit. Oh and it was cool. Because when we went to pick up the bride, all the young men and friends of the groom had to go. And it was quite a lot of people which means quite a lot of cars. And it was like team driving and it was pretty hectic. xD Oh and also, we had a silly string war at the brides house LOL. Farout my silly string ran out really quick after a sprayed the shit out of some random chick who was spraying me WTF?
Anyways, today we went to some random place where the have backdrops used in films and drama series with my dad rich bud. The one that got us the hotel room. I bought a pair of nunchucks =D. It was relatively uneventful. Until we went to pick up mum from some restaurant in guangzhou city. It was so LOL because everywhere we went there were like road blocks so we had to make massive detours and also there were traffic jams. So we were really late for the dinner we were supposed to be at. And yeh when we got to the leet restaurant, THE ROAD THAT MY DADS BUD WANTED TO GO INTO WAS BLOCKED. and everyone in the car was like LOLOLOLOL NOOB. haha. and yeh it was even more funny when some road he wanted to take back home was blocked as well xDD. Also, we had crocodile soup tonight.
Oh and i also gave my cousins kid an english name. What do i call my cousins kid in english? Something nephew. =D
Ah well thats all for now, someone tell me what to call him in english. BTW hes awesome man but hes a bit rude. and he unintentionally feels people xD.
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